If you're like me, you often have trouble finding that one perfect winter-solstice-celebration gift for that kooky left-wing friend you might have. Books normally make a thoughtful gift, until your friend reminds you of all the brave trees that gave their lives. Leather won't do, either – no shoes, no belts. And, I just can't bring myself to order a gift from Tofu-of-the-Month Club. It's just not easy coming up with ideas.
So, what is one to do? I'm glad you asked because I believe I have the perfect solution. I've developed a concept that might just revolutionize the process of buying gifts for your left-wing friends. Stay with me now...it's a musical tribute album. Imagine, many of your favorite progressive icons re-creating some of the best-loved music of all time. It makes a bold left-wing statement, from the music, itself, right through the ordering process. And, now, I want to make this tribute album available to you.
Through the miracle of modern sound mixing, we bring you 10 great remakes that are sure to become timeless treasures:
1. To kick things off, Bill Clinton puts his spin on Waylon Jennings' Country tune - “She's a Good-Hearted Woman, (Lovin' a Good-Timing Man)”
2. A man who knows a bit about chronic impulse control problems, Joe Biden, sings The Four Tops favorite - “Can't Help Myself”
3. The Copenhagen Climate-Change Conference Chorus remakes the old Kool and the Gang hit - “It's Too Hot”
4. Rod Blagojevich and his “Four Letter Word Band” deliver a soulful ballad by John Michael Montgomery - “I Swear”
5. In one of her two duets, Nancy Pelosi, along with her plastic surgeon, offer up Barry Manilow's classic - “I Can't Smile Without You”
6. Back to the Country music genre, “Barack and the Poll Watchers” put their special touch on Toby Keith's - “How Do You Like Me Now?”
7. Recently defrocked chair of the House Ways and Means Committee, Charlie Rangel, kicks up the tempo a bit with Michael Jackson's -”Don't Stop Til You Get Enough”
8. In a haunting duet by Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid, it's a remake of the Hall & Oates oldie - “Out of Touch”
9. John Edwards croons the old Supremes' classic - “Love Child”
10. Last, but certainly not least, a special bonus track from “The I-voted-for-Obamacare Orchestra” delivers an instrumental rendition of Brooks and Dunn's - “You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone.”
Now, how much would you pay? But, wait! Before you answer, there's a good chance that you won't have to pay anything at all. Some of you might even get back more than you paid in.
And, ordering is such a snap. Simply log-on to our website, download Form CD-113-1221-XT, and fill it out in triplicate. Be sure to sign the forms, have them notarized, attach a copy of your latest IRS Form 1040, and include a non-refundable application fee of $25. Each application will be reviewed and assigned a case number. A case worker will notify you in approximately six to eight months if your application has been approved, and what your final fees for the album will be, if any.
Fine print: 1) By logging on to our Web site, for the purpose of downloading the application form, you agree to allow us control of your computer, and have complete access to your hard drive. 2) The Paperwork Reduction Act requires us to inform you that the application form will take an average of 2 hours and 20 minutes to complete. 3) An incomplete or illegible application will void said application, and require restarting the process.
As the old – and extremely appropriate - saying goes, it's never too early to start your holiday shopping.
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If you're like me, you often have trouble finding that one perfect winter-solstice-celebration gift for that kooky left-wing friend you might have. Books normally make a thoughtful gift, until your friend reminds you of all the brave trees that gave their lives. Leather won't do, either – no shoes, no belts. And, I just can't bring myself to order a gift from Tofu-of-the-Month Club. It's just not easy coming up with ideas.
So, what is one to do? I'm glad you asked because I believe I have the perfect solution. I've developed a concept that might just revolutionize the process of buying gifts for your left-wing friends. Stay with me now...it's a musical tribute album. Imagine, many of your favorite progressive icons re-creating some of the best-loved music of all time. It makes a bold left-wing statement, from the music, itself, right through the ordering process. And, now, I want to make this tribute album available to you.
Through the miracle of modern sound mixing, we bring you 10 great remakes that are sure to become timeless treasures:
1. To kick things off, Bill Clinton puts his spin on Waylon Jennings' Country tune - “She's a Good-Hearted Woman, (Lovin' a Good-Timing Man)”
2. A man who knows a bit about chronic impulse control problems, Joe Biden, sings The Four Tops favorite - “Can't Help Myself”
3. The Copenhagen Climate-Change Conference Chorus remakes the old Kool and the Gang hit - “It's Too Hot”
4. Rod Blagojevich and his “Four Letter Word Band” deliver a soulful ballad by John Michael Montgomery - “I Swear”
5. In one of her two duets, Nancy Pelosi, along with her plastic surgeon, offer up Barry Manilow's classic - “I Can't Smile Without You”
6. Back to the Country music genre, “Barack and the Poll Watchers” put their special touch on Toby Keith's - “How Do You Like Me Now?”
7. Recently defrocked chair of the House Ways and Means Committee, Charlie Rangel, kicks up the tempo a bit with Michael Jackson's -”Don't Stop Til You Get Enough”
8. In a haunting duet by Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid, it's a remake of the Hall & Oates oldie - “Out of Touch”
9. John Edwards croons the old Supremes' classic - “Love Child”
10. Last, but certainly not least, a special bonus track from “The I-voted-for-Obamacare Orchestra” delivers an instrumental rendition of Brooks and Dunn's - “You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone.”
Now, how much would you pay? But, wait! Before you answer, there's a good chance that you won't have to pay anything at all. Some of you might even get back more than you paid in.
And, ordering is such a snap. Simply log-on to our website, download Form CD-113-1221-XT, and fill it out in triplicate. Be sure to sign the forms, have them notarized, attach a copy of your latest IRS Form 1040, and include a non-refundable application fee of $25. Each application will be reviewed and assigned a case number. A case worker will notify you in approximately six to eight months if your application has been approved, and what your final fees for the album will be, if any.
Fine print: 1) By logging on to our Web site, for the purpose of downloading the application form, you agree to allow us control of your computer, and have complete access to your hard drive. 2) The Paperwork Reduction Act requires us to inform you that the application form will take an average of 2 hours and 20 minutes to complete. 3) An incomplete or illegible application will void said application, and require restarting the process.
As the old – and extremely appropriate - saying goes, it's never too early to start your holiday shopping.
