You have all heard the saying, "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire." It has probably been used more in the last several months than ever before. My rendition goes like this:


"Trump in his underwear


"His pants are on fire


"Our draft-dodging leader


"Oh my, what a liar!"


And, while I hopefully have your attention, who has the final say on the size of print used in the telephone books? I need to carry a magnifying glass in my hip pocket. Take note, "responsibile party," you, too, will get old some day.


Ellen Warders, Silver Lake